Hey, Grif, can I talk to you for a minute? Not now Simmons. I’m right in the middle of something. Oh yeah? What are you doing? Uhhmmm… Standing? I see… How time consuming. You know, it really is. You’d think Command would send us a couple of lawn chairs or something. I wanna talk to you about Sarge. Don’t you think he’s been acting a little odd lately? Uh, he’s been barking orders and spying on the blues, what’s so weird about that? Well, first of all, he’s been spying in the wrong direction for three weeks… Wait, really? Yes! He didn’t even notice that the blues got a shipment this morning! I don’t believe it! I know! I’m starting to think something might be seriously wrong with him. You’re telling me I’ve been pretending to work out here this whole time- and Sarge wasn’t even watching!? Why didn’t you tell me this soo- Grif! Simmons! Front and center on the double! So many. Church, we’re going to pick up so many chicks. I mean, I know I said that about the tank, but this… This is a freaking helicopter! Do you have any idea what the word “pilot” means to women? This is the best christmas ever. Shut up Caboose. Both of you shut up! You’re ruining the moment! Man, just imagine what we could do with this thing… Yes! I am outta here! See ya later, losers! *sigh* Ladies, please! I can’t land until all 400 of you make room! It’s gonna be a pretty tight fit. We’re all blonde and we love you! Nice. I have no idea what I’m doing. Dibs! Present! Oh, I mean dibs! You wanted to see us, sir? You’re damn right! We’ve got ourselves an emergency situation! Let me guess, is it the blues? Dude, when has it ever been the blues? That would make too much sense. Over the past few weeks, I’ve been conducting top secret reconnaissance! I think I may have stumbled upon an enormous gap in our defenses! What? Where? The worst place of all… Directly behind us! Ummm… That’s just a wall, sir. Well, do you have any idea what’s behind that wall? No? I’m dissapointed in you for not thinking about it Simmons. How about me Sarge? Are you dissapointed in me for not caring about it? All this time we’ve been putting our backs to the wall, without even considering what could be on the other side! For all we know, the blues have been building a massive army right behind us! Or it could be some sort of alien wall! Containing a despicable evil, just waiting to get loose! Um, Sarge, maybe you should sit down for a while? Clear your head. I bet if you ask Command to send us a few lawn chairs… You know, come to think of it, that wall does seem really out of place… I mean, why would anybody build a wall in the middle of an empty canyon? Why would anybody build a military base in the middle of an empty canyon? *sigh* Don’t start that again! These are questions that will never be answered, but will continue to be asked. Damn it, men! We will not rest until we know exactly what’s behind that wall! I’ve already got Lopez out conducting research on the field! Lopez! Statuso el reporto! Hot potato! I knew there was something forward and mysterious about it!