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Trump’s Impenetrable Wall Isn’t So Impenetrable | The Daily Show

Trump’s Impenetrable Wall Isn’t So Impenetrable | The Daily Show


Donald Trump, the 45th president
of the United States, and the only president
to wear a weave. During his time in office, there have been several issues that he has been
intently focused on, things like cutting regulations, pulling out of Iran,
and legalizing flag marriage. But the one issue that he cares
about more than anything else is his big, beautiful
border wall. You know, “Build the wall.
Build the wall.” In many ways, the wall is
the son Trump always wanted: it’s taller, stronger
and somehow smarter. And now, now the president
is trying to groom the next generation
of border wall lovers. TV REPORTER:
A White House Halloween party reportedly featured a station where children were encouraged
to help build the wall with their own
personalized bricks. Yahoo News says
the party took place at Eisenhower Executive Office
Building, which is used
by White House staff. Okay. Okay. People might be
pissed off about that, but wait until you find out that
the kids were also encouraged to find dirt on the Bidens.
Trump was like, (mimics Trump):
“I got a Kit Kat “for anyone who brings me
Hunter Biden’s password. I call it kit pro quo.” (laughter) (normal voice): But, yeah,
I think we can all agree that children on Halloween should not be building
a border wall. The only way that’s appropriate is if the kids
were building a wall over Rudy Giuliani’s
office door. Then it’s okay.
Then it works. So that was on Halloween. Right? That was on Halloween. But it seemed like this was
a wall-themed weekend for Donald Trump,
because on Friday, at a rally in Mississippi, the president
was boasting once again about just how impenetrable
his border wall is. This is a very serious wall. This is the exact–
everything they wanted. I said give me the
specifications for the wall. They said, “Well, sir,
we’d like steel, but would also like concrete
and would also like rebar.” I said, “Well, what do you want?
Which one? So I did all three. (crowd cheering) Because it’s a different form
of cutting. You can cut through steel but
you can’t through the concrete, and then you can’t through
the hardened rebar. We got it all. And, “We also need see-through,
sir. Got to see
who’s on the other side.” That makes sense, right? (mimics Trump):
“Yeah, that makes sense. “You got to have
a see-through wall “because if the wall
is not see-through, “the only way to know
what’s on the other side “is by yelling, ‘Marco’
and hope they yell, ‘Polo.’ “That’s the only way. -“But… But…
-(cheers and applause) “Some Mexicans
aren’t named Marco. “A lot of people
don’t know that, folks. A lot of people
don’t know that.” (normal voice):
But, yes, on Friday night, Trump gave his usual
unhumble brag about how nothing
can get through his wall. And you know how, in a sitcom, when they cut right
to the next scene? Uh, well,
cut right to the next scene. According to The Washington
Post, Mexican smuggling gangs have repeatedly sawed
through sections of Trump’s new border wall. Smugglers are using
a cordless tool known as a reciprocating saw
that pretty much sells at hardware stores
for as little as $100, and when you fit it
with specialized blades, the tool can pretty much
slice through steel and concrete barriers
within minutes. Yep, that’s right. Just after Trump bragged
about his super wall, we learned that smugglers
have been cutting through the new border wall
with basic tools that you can buy
at any hardware store. And I honestly
wouldn’t be shocked if the guys at Home Depot showed
the smugglers how to do it, because… ’cause those guys
will help you with any project. Yeah, they don’t judge.
They’ll just be like, “Hey, buddy,
you need help with anything?” You’re like, “Yeah, uh,
I want to open a safe that’s not in my house.” It’s like, “Okay,
you’ll need a power drill. “Aisle seven.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this a bank safe?”
“Uh, yeah.” “Oh, then you need a blowtorch.
Aisle five. Aisle five. Also zip ties for the guards.
Aisle two. My man.” (cheering and applause) Now… Now, you might think
that Trump would be humiliated by the news that smugglers
are cutting through his uncuttable border wall, but clearly,
you don’t know Trump. When asked if he was concerned
that people were able to cut through the border wall
he has been touting for so long, this was
the president’s response. I haven’t heard that.
We have a very powerful wall. But no matter how powerful, uh, you can cut through anything,
in all fairness. You know, cutting…
cutting is one thing, but it’s easily fixed. One of the reasons we did it
the way we did it, it’s very easily fixed
to put the chunk back in. But we have
a very powerful wall. But you can cut through
any wall. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. For four years, this guy told us
the wall would be impenetrable. But now he’s like,
“Yeah, of course. You can cut through anything.
Of course.” In a span of few hours, Trump’s wall went from being
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to literally any other guy
named Dwayne. That’s what just happened there. What happened? Huh? -(cheering and applause)
-And also… And also, if Trump is saying
he built it on purpose to be something that’s easy
to open and then close, it isn’t a wall. My man, you’ve built a door. (laughter and applause) I feel like that’s where
this whole thing is headed. Trump’s just gonna
come out like, “We put a door
on the southern border. “So much easier. “They can open it, “but afterwards,
it can also be closed. “And who’s gonna close it?
Mexico! Close the door! Close the door!”

Comments (100)

  1. Never mind build that wall it should be grow my hands

  2. Close that door! Close that door!

  3. You know why Trump calls himself "sir" so much? Because everybody else calls him "you idiot". He's just trying to suggest…

  4. “Any Duane”
    trump’s new name.

  5. The Wall in Colorado will be better…..Just look at all them dumb ass people who listen to him……Brain dead ass people are just as moronic, Goddamn!

  6. That's a very penetrable wall.

  7. China build a wall 1000 year America is making a big y the people build it them self

  8. The Great Wall Of China: laughing in the distance

  9. Mexico will close the door!!

  10. A "Build the wall" for kids? What's next, "Pin the crime on the immigrant"? These people are so disgusting. Almost as disgusting as those who support them.

  11. news states the wall has already been climbed over, sawed through and has had pieces stolen…
    Mexico may not pay for it but they will play with it.

  12. Sure would be nice JUST ONCE seeing you NOT cut down our country…or our president ..or our people…or our laws…or our society..or our heritage.

  13. More money wasted, but we still can't get medical care

  14. Don't know who is dumber, Trump or a Trump voter…

  15. Put the chunk back in wtf

  16. And again I was unsubscribe. Do better YouTube 😡🤬

  17. Just like 45, his supporters get dumber everyday. It's a disgrace.

  18. So basically the people of America have chosen someone who make jokes and memes everyday instead of helping the problems that plauged America.

  19. 😂 by the time the finish the wall, it is going to look like Swiss cheese 🧀😂😂😂

  20. You can't cut through steel, concrete and rebar. But the real deal? Donald trump's head. Nope. Not possible.

  21. I am so sad that all that money for the stupid wall that some of us already knew wouldn't work is still being wasted instead of being put into something useful like the US healthcare not just for kids but adults to.

  22. With over 5 billion he built 2 miles of wall. DID HE SEND THE MONEY TO RUSSIA?

  23. … 🤦🏿‍♂️

  24. Ur trump impression is literal dogshit Trevor Noah. Please stop

  25. 2:35
    How about "Wall and Border?"

  26. Ahhh shucks.. Florida Man back at it again.

  27. The wall hasn't really done anything so far. I feel like it encourages people to try more than not.

  28. hey Marko, no polo

  29. I've used many Sawzall's and can safely say it would take a long time to cut through that wall… I've broken brand new blades cutting through aluminum…

  30. The ancient Germans should teach him about walls…Berlin wall

  31. The next edition of Webster’s dictionary needs to have Trump’s name & picture under the phrase “bullshit artist”

  32. His speeches makes me cringe all the time. He’s such a moron.

  33. Why havent you never interviewed the president that would be a show

  34. in essence, all trump did was make cartels pay a hundred dollar entry fee for life so they can continue to smuggle shit

  35. It's so true about Home Depot. They're so helpful!

  36. Quid pro quo trump needs to go

  37. The super wall that was easily taken down in minutes with a reciprocating saw!

  38. With a president like that, don't you worry about people wanting to come to the USA. The way things are going, people would wanna stay as far as possible

  39. See Through Wall😂😂😂

  40. Marco! … Pedro! (Genius!)

  41. STATUS UPDATE; Trump, Donald J.
    Height: Slanted
    Weight: Increasing
    Race: Crunchy
    Nationality: Trump
    Religion: Trump

  42. Sometimes i wonder is trump really that stupid or does he act like it. Because nobody can be that stupid ? 😄

  43. Remember when Trump tweeted that he is a stable genius? We was referring to the genius of finding a stable number of idiots who would vote for him twice despite the contradicting bullshit he is saying.

  44. Another tip he is building up to tell a story- he begins it with- they said to me SIR! blah blah blah nobody consults with that man on anything.

  45. Trump whould sell walls . the other things he just scams and backrupts but with walls .. i think he just found his true self

  46. The Marco polo was good

  47. I just wonder, why the smugglers even bothered with cutting the wall. I mean, they could just have passed the drugs through the bars…

  48. When trevor said “For four years…”, I was like dumbstruck right there and finally realized that America has been led by this clown for 4 years already…like how can you imagine the damage left in the US for four years…

  49. Mah man 🤪🤣🤣

  50. When are you going to congratulate the springboks wena Trevor.

  51. Trevor missed his chance to say “the mexicans will go knock knock” at the border door 😂😂 before they come in, that way we know the people coming in 😂

  52. President Clinton helped my family with the family medical leave act.And Pres Obama helped my kids and myself with the affordable care act.Thankyou Gentileman

  53. In the meantime, he's building up this too https://www.usdebtclock.org/
    Hey, he can do both things at the same time

  54. I haven't heard that i being impeached , so I am not being impeached ?

  55. Pulling out of Iran?? Trump is a fol we know that, but you guys are getting out of control

  56. I am truly glad to see how the Amerikkkan people are being conned. By a complete idiot, Dumb Ass in Chief Donald Duck.

  57. A 8 billion dollar wall can be countered by a 8 dollar plastic ladder

  58. TRUMP KNOWS NOTHING !!

  59. A door😂😂😂

  60. MAGA: Mexicans Always Get Across

  61. this segment was gold

  62. Hey everybody let's storm the border wall dressed up as Titans and yell "OH YEAH" like the Koolaid Man 😂

  63. What a Gigantic Ass this Orange Moron of a Pornsident is. Embarrassing wannabe dictator. American people Go fund us so we can build a wall around this demented joke who calls Immigrants "animals." being compared to an animal OK by me most animals have a higher IQ then Orange Demented Pornsident, his two morons sons (I call them the two Eriks), his stupid gold digger wife, his lawyers, his voters and Fox News put together.

  64. Anyone who still believes this lying douchebag…come on, man! smh

  65. Border Wall: 2:39 exciting
    Colossal and Armor Titan: We're gonna end this man's whole career 😏😏🤣

  66. That's a boring ass name for that type of saw. In Sweden, they are called "Tiger-saws"… rawr…

  67. I want Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! Not being stuck with a loser lying asshole aka "guy named dwayne."

  68. Trump:
    “You can cut through any wall”

    The Great Wall of China:
    “Am I a joke to you?”

  69. That’s it…tarrifs on Home Depot

  70. Weld hinges on the South upper side of the section that was cut that way gravity can close that door😂😂😂

  71. Why is the media so open borders, they seem to want the whole world to overrun America.

  72. stupid president..doesn't know how to deliver a speech..his choice of words is for kindergarten level..huh!!

  73. At the end of the day if republicans just don't have enough integrity to At Least Atleast!!!!!!!!!! Give a basic excuse then what the fuck!!!! Are u talking About!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!°°°°°°°°!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!°°!!!!!!!!!!!°!!!!!!!!!
    I mean do all republicans believe all Americans are retards????????????

  74. I love reading Trevor's comments, they are always so positive and for the most part troll free

  75. 2:44 Fun fact: TV Tropes calls this a "Gilligan Cut."

  76. There's only one thing you're wrong about Trump he wasn't the first president to wear a weave that was George Washington who's worthy of that title.

  77. We're building a wall!
    Ok, more like a fence.
    Mexico's gonna pay for it!
    Ok you're gonna pay for it.
    It's going to run along the entire Mexico border!
    Ok it's only gonna be where the old fences were. And Colorado.
    It's gonna be impenetrable!
    Ok you can easily cut through it.
    We're gonna repair that wall!

  78. All that Trump bashing and the pedant in me is stuck on ‘Pulling out of Iran’. I think he meant Syria.

  79. hahaha…from Dwayne the rock Johnson to any guy named Dwayne….

  80. The dumbest leader in human history.

  81. The news has never been so interesting 😆😆😆

  82. Joke's on you coz' he is still your president til 2024! lol

  83. 😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness Noah save my ribs!!! A door???

  84. A brain is not 'Easily Fixed'. Guess who's I'm talking about.

  85. you dumb bitch , you mixed up iran and iraq

  86. Good Morning Catholic charities…#Work

  87. No Americans given his fondness for Oranges, oringis, He said the wall has to be "Citrus" NOT see thru,

  88. Notice how Trump took one step backward before answering that humiliating question. Psychologically, he was distancing himself from the failed wall project.

  89. https://youtu.be/oQ94hQtd_c0

  90. The Worst stupidest barely Human is America's President shame on Americans

  91. Trevor Noah, it's not a wall it is a fence.

  92. if they made my kid do that wall bs, there would be furniture movin at the PTA meeting.

  93. where theres a wall, theres a way.

  94. I think at this point he's just using it to make noise so that people forget the impeachment, ROFL

  95. *sees title
    Noah what did you do

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