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Science Foundation Employee Busted For Watching Porn

Science Foundation Employee Busted For Watching Porn


a senior executive at the national science
foundation spent three hundred thirty one days out watching
porn on his company computer somebody had to do it okati days at the air communism quick math on that yet inaccessible
majority of the year had it’s insane i mean for survival enough i believe the story because those ones back in here that didn’t make any sense right it says that are him watching porn for three hundred thirty
one days cost taxpayers thirteen thousand eight hundred dollars two
fifty eight thousand dollars everyday huge difference any anywhere between one dollar in a million dollars what the president
want me to to that she does results but but but i thought we were very few results that worked
i really hope so anyway noted there’s a real story but you’re right
to be skeptical ’cause it’s actually from the washington times i which is a conservative
again today and it’s so funny the way the wrote the piece
because now i read the same thing in in another publication
but it didn’t have the place that washington times put up they like the last year that was the worst
year for watching porn at that natural sawyer’s foundation first of all of my guess is there watchin
porn at every governmental organization and every
private business right buchanan is about any company what i i i i
do you have we’ve got an executive will watch for print periodical is out of the year but they’re tag a national science foundation
because they have antigen daycare a consent decree and then what they never said an article which is really
funny is last year was the bush administration rapidly they may be appear as if there was
a problem that’s recent and that’s happening now and worse
than ever but it was actually i read the story early it was it one hundred-percent the guys in
the bush administration and they found out right at the end webspace so there’s nothing new about but they didn’t
mention that at all right in the story and they see all this taxpayer money being wasted that’s the number
you talked about butler come on guys how many getting of u waste %uh you either tax remedy tour
government or your country’s buddy by doing whatever playing solitaire it apart ipd filling out your brackets pondered friends either online or on the phone keeper real
net you know any kind as to be like juneau and be unique billion dollars were wasted by people using viewer yeah i mean if you’re counting that were face
a little silly that eleanor are had to lay out the portal of appropriate about that’s a bit much anne got fired and
i think he should have gotten five that’s too much at work antebellum and you know watch
for them i think it all you know what another thing i found fishy
about this and maybe side in other articles and but i looked for it i didn’t find it it doesn’t mean him anyway men one of the
economy in the present i’m bottling super skeptical that access to protect privacy in
this case the actual size permitted they’re all budget got some got suspended
for ten days but they were not as egregious is this guy
the rats on board and i don’t want to leave let their names
out there or and this guy actually retired before he
got which is alright right that’s right you can
get right he retired here that if they had a defender that his family which he probably does imposed a guy likes
when you do it all yesterday sure alright edge here uses a gun type it’s that presentar e one days of form you tell me your three four days off arnold at the same thing i was original since
that nobody know what are the kids thirty four days off holding you that’s yours here know that’s a great point and i had the
same fought mike wallace politician for that possible explanation is that he took the computer home yankel laptop
is like a laptop millet no technically that’s a government laptop and if you’re watching a port and then but the thing is and he went to get home every night you see
what i’m saying so in fact he might have even been watching
that at work might’ve been watching at home in
which case i sit lago land up owns a governmental at the pope pius ix they’re really who cares about how much does
it hurt the government laptop if your implicated in an airport let my role is don’t be stupid don’t get any viruses okay %uh on the computer and if you do a book and
then you got a pampered ok and then number two is %uh do your job i think that they have our interview an important for seven de hours
out of the days of your job m i don’t care friday %uh but they get you know once they get this ad it
and it’s a government job who gets political and so in a row the word on the street is they’re not doing the size of the national
sample size foundation they’re just going to work you know and it’s just and that’s the part that pro-abortion about
this for

Comments (100)

  1. porn and science are two great things

  2. I look at porn nearly every day(but it's at home), It's not that surprising for me.

  3. … but only certain facets of it….

  4. Poor nerd. He could've found free porn on the net.

  5. He was studying the effects of a CRT monitor on sperm cell count.

  6. the man wanted to know what the number 69 has to do with SEX

  7. J.R watches porn while on the TYT set

  8. I work for the government! ALL Porn is firewalled! You can't get to most sites that are entertainment related.

  9. why would you watch porn on your work computer. it logs that shit! business only!

  10. 330 days, it just proves that he worked through weekends and probably needed a release.

  11. imagine how much porn he watches at home.

  12. Wow, considering that there are approx 365…hahaha

    Silly conservatives, making up facts is for entertainment…not politics and news!

    I suppose Glenn Beck told you that there were 4 days a week too…hahaha nd 45 hours a day and 3 minutes an hour and that God is real…fail.

  13. I found a gie looking at child porn. I tolled my boss about it. The gie got fired and arrested. I got a pay raze. And got the job of monitoring what people do on there PCs at work. Its awesome 🙂

  14. its called a proxy server.

  15. I get that feeling too when I read scientific stuff. Science just makes me so fucking hot.

  16. I feel a bit guilty when I spend a few minutes doing Daily Jigsaw at work. (I do it, I just feel a bit guilty about it.) I can't even imagine watching porn in my office!

  17. 365, smart guy. Keep trying though.

  18. I'm not so sure about sciences like biology or chemistry, but the only reason why we are as technologically advanced as we are today is because of porn….think about it….yeah.

  19. I spend 331 days watching TYT at work.

  20. Holy shit, so you are telling me that my calender and all scientific data are wrong! Here I was thinking that there are 365.26 days in a year but there are really 335! I am going to have to tell this all world leaders and astronomers, they need this information. You sir have just changed all data we have on the distance of every object in space and we are actually many years behind where we should be on our count. Just genius man.

  21. Uh-huh. Right. Listen, I have three breaks at my job, in a public office with open-top cubicles, full view all around and no privacy. I have a fifteen minute break, an hour lunch, and another fifteen minute break. My breaks cost exactly the same to my company no matter what I do on them, and I would -not- get away with pr0n. You know what? Fuck it. I need to go work for the government… so I can watch porn at work.

  22. yeah, who gives a shit

  23. That man was providing a vital study in the scientific community. He was studying the quality the resolution quality of porn site webcams.

    Like TYT says….let 'em go!

  24. I love how google ads always advertises repubs on your page.

  25. Yeah but…can you say viruses? If he wants to choke the chicken he can do it on his lunch break. It also depends where he's watching it, if he's got an iPhone or something then fine. But NOT on a company computer.

  26. Lol if you were an old nerd not getting any action, ud watch porn all the time too.

  27. I wouldnt care if a person watched porn no a work laptop at home after working houres if it was a dvd or something, but I wouldnt want anyone to surf porn on a work laptop because of all the Trojans, viruses etc stuff on sites like those.

    Nor would I like if they used them for torrents etc because of legal issues.

  28. Let him go, sometimes you just have to rub one out.

  29. Big gap aka big confidence interval just means shitty statistical claims

  30. it seems to me that it is an ethics issue if you use company equipment for any purpose other than what it was intended then in my eyes you are wrong and should suffer the consequences

  31. Cenk, this is just some constructive criticism, but you need to let Ana talk more during her stories.

    What I've noticed a lot of lately is that she'll introduce the story, and then be relegated to color commentary as you kinda 'take over' the discussion.

    Now if you want to discuss it 'after' she's pretty much done, then by all means go for it, but I've seen her frustration on occasion when you just won't shut up and let her talk. 😉

    I enjoy your commentary, Cenk, but Ana needs more airtime 🙂

  32. I don't understand why he did it on a goverment laptop though. I don't think I could. I'd keep my laptop clean so that when people try and pick up dirt on me I'd be like "Well try and blame me for something I haven't done, go on!" A goverment laptop is a goverment laptop, not your own. What about the poor soul who if the goverment re-use that laptop, The new person has to use that laptop. Sticky Keys and a jammed spacebar!

  33. only 331 times, what a wanker!!!

  34. TYT handled this perfectly

  35. I'll bet ACORN was involved.

  36. Here's his explaining at home: "dear, you don't give me any so I either look at porn or cheat on you".

  37. how many days did he take off work? i am guessing the others

  38. if it's Govt then its a DMZ

  39. There are only approximately 220 days that he could be at work if you don't include weekends and annual leave/holidays. This story sounds fishy to me.

  40. I have to say, that's a real commitment to getting a daily porn dose! I've never understood watching porn at work. Is the urge really too strong to resist for some people, or is it the thrill of getting caught that drives them?

  41. I can't watch porn or anything like that at work. A thousand hammers would slam down on me like rain.

  42. Or watching the young turks at work

    <—-guilty. LOL…man I wonder how many hours have I wasted at work watching the new videos lol

  43. that there pornographic NPR, sheesh 😉

    But ya, they block anything. I surprised he had a computer that could access porn.

    Plus… jebus, can't you just wait til you get home? I don't have any problem with someone watching porn, he can watch it 356 days of the year if he wants too, so long as it's at home 😛

  44. How long was a typical "view"? I go out to Savita Bhabhi, the Indian adult comic, every work day, just to follow the comic. After 15 seconds, I've read it and am on with the day.

  45. Couldn't watching Porn be considered Anthropological research into mating rituals and current societal norms, and the means with which it is disseminated?

    😛

  46. will cenk be comfortable if Jayar or Jesus is watching porn in their studio

  47. 330 days of the year is still better than when we find out who's been fucking children.

  48. This guy is amazing. I could only watch once a week, sometimes once a month. Watching it regularly and habitually warps your mind.

  49. The guy caught gave a humanitarian defense; the girls are from poor countries and his watching was helping them make money.

  50. ONly 331 days?! What a lightweight

  51. That deep within me slumbers a power that can terraform the globe in moments.

  52. wait a minute! wait a minute! wait a minute! so did he watch porn like 330×24 hours of porn or did he just visit porn sites every day? because if he just visited sites, weeell, that's not a problem, like 10-15 minutes a day, no prob.

  53. you CAN only watch porn once a week, what the hell? I can watch porn non-spot if I put my mind(uhm, no, not really) to it, I just won't, cuz it's a waste of time and electricity lol

  54. As long as the show gets made, I'm sure he would. Knowing Jesus I wouldn't doubt it!

  55. Unless the guy was there pretty much all the time there's no way he could have watched that much over a year.

  56. I'm sure his IT Department would be a little upset if he got the Internet Herpes from watching porn…..

  57. Achieving results! I'll take that euphemism, thank you very much.

  58. lol a funny addiction

  59. if your saying 335 = daysin a year, its 365

  60. My laptop is the college laptop and I use it to watch TYT vids lol

  61. you mean 365 right?

  62. i waste my employer's money watching TYT on youtube 🙂

  63. What kind of office do you have?

  64. Somebody in this video has an agenda (to some degree).

  65. Yea, make excuses for porn.
    You give libs a bad name.

  66. LOL you go man way to be. TYT ftw.

  67. LOL Achieving results!!!

  68. God bless his heart 🙂

    I think I'll help those poor girls too.

    😛

  69. These people are boring.

  70. Another perfect example why liberals and their media are a fucking WASTE OF TIME

  71. Amen! finally someone with common sense in the midst of this rabble.

  72. Do you mean $30000-50000 ALL UP, or PER PERSON tax?

    If it's all up, then I don't care. A lot of other people are wasting it on far worse.
    If it's per person, then that's awful.

  73. Watching porn 300+ days doesn't imply you watching it 24 hours a day…Could be 5 minutes of porn and off to the bathroom you know? And $13,000+ spent on porn is INSANE.

  74. Not a Science Foundation job. Military roles are a bit different than office or research jobs

  75. And then the same people im talking about give me a few thumbs downs haha

  76. Come on guys, I love your show, but please please get better quality of your videos. If random bloggers can have HD cameras, why can't you?

  77. the qualities good here, what are you talking about?

  78. lmao true. people aren't even at work 331 days of the fuckin year.

  79. He put in a lot of overtime.

  80. cenk would be an awesome boss.. get your work done early and watch porn the rest of the day lol

  81. cenk would be like "move forward"!

  82. I'm at work right now.

  83. 331 days? wow… that's epic.

  84. one of my bosses was watching animal porn and he asked us not to watch porn on the computers b/c the IT department hated all the viruses we were getting on the pcs.

  85. lol – tax dollars go to jackals in DC, jerks on wall street – who gives a damn if some guy is wacking off with a government computer.

  86. Hitler was catholic. The holy wars, the crusades, the witch trials, 9/11. All caused by religion. What exactly has science done? Lest see, medicine, electricity, cars, internet. Oh, well, there was that murderous test tube, but he was a christian.

  87. Emm.. muslims.. holocausts (religion motivated).. witch trials… slavery.. crusades…

    All religion motivated dude, science didn't have shit over balls to do with that crap.

  88. he blinded himself with science. his mother always said that would happen if he kept that up.

  89. @Sav3TheWorld nuclear bombs toxins etc.. etc.. i think u left out a couple of things fuckhead

  90. communism math on that? WTF is up with the stupid youtube subtitle thing?

  91. They are doing science stuff…they are doing Biology…small joke I know

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