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Papa John’s Founder Threatens: The Day Of Reckoning Will Come

Papa John’s Founder Threatens: The Day Of Reckoning Will Come


BUT THERE IS ONE RICH DUDE WHO
ISN’T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. YESTERDAY, WE HEARD FROM PAPA
JOHN’S FOUNDER AND MADAME TUSSAUDS ELVIS STATUE THAT WAS
LEFT IN A HOT GARAGE, JOHN SCHNATTER. SCHNATTER, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER,
WAS FIRED FROM PAPA JOHN’S LAST YEAR AFTER HE USED THE “N” WORD
ON A CONFERENCE CALL. OOOH, SCHNATTER REALLY SCHNAT
THE BED.( LAUGHTER )
EVER SINCE, HE’S BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE SPOTLIGHT. THIS WEEK, HE APPEARED ON A
LOCAL KENTUCKY NEWS CHANNEL TO VOICE CONCERNS ABOUT THE CURRENT
STATE OF PAPA JOHN’S PIZZA.>>I’VE HAD OVER 40 PIZZAS IN
THE LAST 30 DAYS, AND IT’S NOT THE SAME PIZZA.>>Stephen: 40 PIZZAS IN 30
DAYS. MOVE OVER, “ANGELA’S ASHES,”
BECAUSE THIS IS NOW THE SADDEST STORY EVER TOLD. SO– SO–
( APPLAUSE )
PEGGY’S PIES. SO WHAT ARE SCHNATTER’S
COMPLAINTS WITH THE COMPANY’S NEW PIES?>>IT’S NOT THE SAME PRODUCT. IT JUST DOESN’T TASTE THE SAME. THE WAY THEY MAKE THE PIZZA, THE
WAY THEY’RE PUTTING THE PIZZA TOGETHER, IT’S JUST NOT
FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND TO WHAT MAKES A PAPA JOHN’S PIZZA A PAPA
JOHN’S PIZZA.>>Stephen: YOU’RE NOT AT A
GREAT POINT IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU’RE ABLE TO NOTICE THE DROP
IN QUALITY OF A $4 PIZZA.( LAUGHTER )
“WHAT? THIS ISN’T NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE
PIZZA I NORMALLY EAT WHILE WEEPING IN MY CAR.”( LAUGHTER )
♪ ♪ ♪ SCHNATTER PROMISES THAT YOU
HAVEN’T HEARD THE LAST OF HIM.>>I WOULD JUST SAY STAY TUNED. THE DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME.>>Stephen: HE’S RIGHT. I’VE EATEN PAPA JOHN’S PIZZA
( LAUGHTER )
AND THERE IS ALWAYS A RECKONING.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT!

Comments (49)

  1. Papa Johns: Better ingredients, better racism.

  2. Dude is on a higher average of pizzas per day than Barstool`s Dave Portnoy

  3. But… if he founded the company, surely he has a financial stake in it? Why tell people it's bad? Why act against his own financial interest?… Aaaah, he votes Republican, riiiight. Guess it becomes a way of life…

  4. Sounds like the writers for this show need to do more research on their pizza. Where tf are they finding a Papa J's that sells a pizza for $4!?!?

  5. Animated reenactment of the interview by Meatcanyon.

    https://youtu.be/-T27F5N2km8

  6. The drive to lie to yourself crappy pizza is great for a profit is not as strong as vindictive misplaced hatred becouse you are a stupid racist.

  7. Why does he keep eating them ( twice a day) if they’re not good?

  8. I feel bad for him… 🙁 His company was taken away from him and his entire life and dreams ruined, because of a small thing, which is arguably is not even a bad thing.

    If black people can say nigga, then everyone else can say it too, because all races should have equal rights, rules and standards. Unless he was trying to imply racism or insult somebody i don't see a problem in this

  9. John Schnatter looks like that one guy in the group who looks like he's been but by a zombie and didn't tell nobody 😂

  10. He should have been eating a pizza during the interview to collaborate his claim !

  11. **BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING NEWS**
    John Schnatter spotted eating pizza at Little Caesars. Witnesses said he was wearing a cheap disguise consisting of fake glasses with nose and mustache but they saw right through it.

  12. Don't worry Stephen Colbert yours will come soon.

  13. You know, I've noticed a drop in quality. They're using lower quality wood pulp on the crust, coarser sand in the tomato sauce, and the air bubbles in the crust were filled with chlorine gas instead of the usual carbon monoxide.

  14. It never tasted good! All of the big chain pizzas taste like chemical filled shit!

  15. Papa John's Pizza is about as good as Colbert ability to be funny….Explanation: THEY BOTH REALLY SUCK!!

  16. It's not the same product? How can you tell…..does it taste edible?
    Worst pos pizza ever. Even dominos can point and say, "At least we're not that Papa John's garbage."

  17. Papa Johns pizza, now with 40% less laxatives!

  18. IS he up for the next Grease movie or some shit lol

  19. Let's be fair, papa johns has always been the lowest tier of the pizzas

  20. Papa John's pizza is way more than $4

  21. No wonder he looks like melted cheese, 40 pies in 30 days Dude your heading to the grave.

  22. Super Size Me 2…More Cheesy.

  23. I believe they underpaid employees as a Proud representation of a healthy BUSINESS model. 15 DOLLARS an hour just blows the pepperoni off their Pies so Steven Rubitin And AnJoVs to boot.😜

  24. This man is really obsessed! He needs intense counseling!
    Did he order that many to test the quality…. but couldn't decide, so ordered "1 more?"

  25. Papa John’s pizza is good as hell but screw that guy

  26. I remember having papa johns pizza for the first time as a kid. I absolutely hated it. I despise a pizza when all the cheese and toppings slide off of the pizza on the FIRST bite. Still have never had Papa Craps pizza since and never will.

  27. Police abusing their power

    https://youtu.be/_r6q4k4lJjY

  28. You are not in a good position in life when you eat 40 Papa John's pizzas in 30 days.

  29. And he looks like he ate that many also.

  30. Unfortunately, he's also right. Now, I found a local place that I use a lot, but they also charge as much for 2 slices as Papa Johns did for the whole pizza, which at the end of the month means I'm staring longingly and UNhappily into the glass front of the shop as I pass by with my crappy 7/11 Happy Hour 50 cent slices or eating sauceless pizza from Slobbernose, because there is something about that sauce I just can't take. (Sigh)

  31. As someone that worked for Papa Johns for 11 years, I can say John's absolutely right, through the problem's been around for much longer. Once they started hiring board heads from outside the company (looking at you, Nigel Travis), things started turning from quality to profit. Employee training took a nose dive, quality control became went from "if not a 10, make it again" to just handing out free pizzas to angry customers, expensive toppings were switched to cheaper sources or cut altogether, even methods of putting pepperoni on the pizza that were originally forbidden (the 'clock method') because of poor distribution actually became the enforced standard. Even if it was just a pizza company on the outside, there was a time when you actually felt pride to work there.

  32. Is it me or are Stephen Colbert's jokes not typically funny?
    I miss the 'Colbert Report' version of himself

  33. Schnatter must have found the SOUR GRAPES they're adding to his "better ingredients" 'pizza'!

  34. Is papa john going to shoot up the joint

  35. "Oh! The day of reckoning is upon YOOOUUU… but not me… hopefully. Oh, God, please don't let it be upon me too." — That One Guy Who Keeps Doing Hellish Stuff

  36. I will say this one thing…. "$4 pizza"? The only pizza I eat from there costs $18 and change (with the 20% off deal), for just one pizza, and (to ol' John's point) anyone who refers to themselves as "Papa", is clearly an a××hole…

  37. Dude is going nuts, probably gonna end up killing the entire board of directors, and we're here making fun of the fact that he's greasy after a ton of pizzas.

  38. And now his wife is divorcing him after becoming a meme yet again

  39. Ya mean $20 right? Pizza costs about $6-10 store bought or $12-20 for places like papa johns. Unless you go to little caesars who charge only $6 for a pizza.

  40. How much plastic surgery can a guy have before his face falls off??? My goodness, he can barely open his mouth!

  41. Last time I ate there a manager came back from out of country with Hep A. Ended up getting 300$ in a class action suit for a 30$ pizza order.

    10/10 would eat there again.

  42. We joke… but something will happen

  43. Pizza Hut was always my preferred pizza anyway. Dominos second, Little Caesers third. Papa John's has been dead last forever

  44. I changed the dialogue of joker in the scene where the Arthur Fleck shoots Murray to papa johns and Stephen Colbert talking and it FOCKING works.

    Papa johns : How 'bout another joke, Steve?
    Stephen Colbert: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
    Papa johns : What do you get…
    Stephen Colbert : I don't think so.
    Papa johns : …when you cross…
    Stephen Colbert : I think we're done here now, thank you.
    Papa johns: …a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
    Stephen Colbert : Call the police, Gene, call the police.
    Papa johns : I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fuckin' deserve!
    [Papa shoots Steve in the head, killing him instantly]

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