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Mexicans Have Been Stealing Pieces of The Wall | The Daily Show

Mexicans Have Been Stealing Pieces of The Wall | The Daily Show


My favorite story of the year and possibly my favorite story
in my entire life. The concertina wire
or the razor wire used to reinforce
the U.S.-Mexico border is being stolen and sold by Tijuana residents
for protection due to the city’s
high crime rate, according to officials. Some homes in the area
were also seen with the same razor wire added for an extra layer
of protection, but residents refuse to say
where they got the material. (laughter) (cheering and applause) Yeah. Oh, no. I’m sorry, guys. This is insane. You heard that right.
Mexico is stealing the wall. (laughter) (applause) Oh, man. Oh, man.
I wish I could have been there when Donald Trump saw this story
on the news. Knowing him, he probably went
like, “They did what? “Nancy, I’m gonna need you
to spot me another $8 billion. We’re gonna need another wall
to protect the first one.” (laughter) And, I mean, now, if they’re stealing razor wire
for their houses, they might as well just steal
the whole wall next, right? ‘Cause no one’s
ever thought of that. It was like,
“America will build a wall.” No one ever thought
Mexico will steal it. Like, Mexicans
will be showing off their new home security system
like, “I built a wall around my house,
and Donald Trump paid for it.” (laughter) (cheering and applause)

Comments (100)

  1. MEXICANS STEAL STUFF?!?! NO WAY! LMAO its kinda all they do bro.

  2. The comment section is making this video so much better.

  3. 0:54 can we appreciate that magnificent imitation of DT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. don't get hit sleeping in your home by an illegal drunk driver, like my friend just did trevor.

  5. We need the wires to protect ourselves from foreign criminals and Mexicans stole the wires to protect themselves against criminals. Meanwhile, liberals media is telling us we dont need a wall . YOU GUYS ARE LOST YOUR MIND

  6. The Mexicans were too happy to hear that the USA is planning on donating them wonderful waterproof(plastic sheet reinforced) roof material for their urgently required housing industry in the first place. Give them 10 years to build up their US paid for infrastructure and they may not need to come to the USA. So Donald J. Trump wins again by providing them their borderline housing requirements.

  7. I hope the steal the whole damn thing lmao

  8. It’s hard to tell who is funnier Trevor or Donald πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  9. This man makes the best impressions of anyone

  10. How the turntables….

  11. Mexicans call it Trickle down Economics …Love it ..They get a new security system and we pay for it * priceless

  12. …not to mention we canΒ΄t hardly wait for the wall to be built so we can dig tunnels under it, shoot cannons over it, and if they put crocodiles in the Rio Bravo (its real name) start making wallets, jackets, belts and briefcases with their skin.

  13. THE WALL
    https://youtu.be/OHVEIm0EsAw

  14. I built a wall around my home and Donald Trump paid for it.

  15. Painting Mexicans as crap as usual. Typical day in american media.

  16. grab them by the pussy wall

  17. This has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard,go leadership of the USA can you believe this???

  18. Dumb people believe this.. well, dumb democrats anywayz

  19. I'm laughing do hard i have tears in my eyes:D

  20. Funniest shit I've seen in a while

  21. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Β‘VIVA MΓ‰XICO! πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

  22. Trump has still never heard of a ladder.?

  23. Fucking hilarious! πŸ˜‚

  24. Jokes aside, keep in mind, those people STEALING your wall are the same people you're proud of getting into your country.

    Just food for thought

  25. That's so. F***ing hilarious

  26. Hahahahahaha. This was too funny.

  27. and a russian channel is showing pictures of it ahhahahahahhahaah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAaS-gChwvE

  28. I just saw this 7/12/19. I'm ROTFLMAO. Too funny.

  29. Well, Control Machete warned everyone about this like 10 years ago.

  30. Trump: "We're gonna a build a wall so high so thick that the Mexicans can't pass through it"

    Mexicans:"Alright then we'll just take it."

  31. The Mexicans are stealing? SHOCKING

  32. Trump you idiot! You're now paying for Mexicans who want to build new houses

  33. #ReduceInequalities #EqualityMovement

    If you think building the greatest wall of (family separating) division in human history since China to defend or even further empower your inequality is a good idea that you support, you might be a horrible person.

    If you think forcing the already poorer nation to pay for your golden Great Wall of Drumpflandia (fear and greed) to defend and to certainly further extend and empower your inequality is a good idea that you support, you are inescapably a horrible person.

    STOP harming people for your fear and greed (fear)! #SomosUno

    When problems of migration or crime are present (anywhere, ever), reduce the inequalities to solve the problem, don't instead spend grand sums of money building great walls of defense of your inequality and definitely don't also then force the already suffering to pay for your wall, don't separate immigrant children as an intentionally torturous deterrent, don't build great militaries, don't occupy and bomb others, etc…

  34. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  35. So u think this is funny.. well tbh i got family who are born Mexican citizens building our wall now so you sound ridiculous and i refuse to watch u anymore praying u get canned

  36. How is this really funny? They are stealing it to protect themselves because the country is a shit hole. Also if Walls don't work then why they stealing it to protect themselves?

  37. πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

  38. Wow, so stereotypical

  39. Ooohh lord the irony is beyond 9000

  40. stupid mexicans steal everything

  41. My cousin once told me that "it's sad really,cause my mom was talking about how she and everyone got mad when trump called us thieves,and yet here it is,"our people" are living up to the title and now, we can't even say it isn't true"

  42. They aren’t paying for the WALL… they just straight up taking it home! And yet this was his solution saying that even though they come through tunnels, legal crossings, and a ladder can help you over the WALL we need not worry! The new underground economy for security equipment is get some wire on the border! It’s paid for by Americans!

    Presidente Fox must be laughing his butt off watching Americans pay for the WALL!

  43. We don't need no stinking Home Depot!

  44. That's funny as hell!!!! Mexicans stealing!!!! Breaking the law!!!! Insinuating they are thieves!!!! Oh wait a minute….

  45. Is this true or is it a joke?

  46. If walls could talk!

  47. Goes to show that Mexicans and Americans want walls to protect themselves against the criminals in Mexico.

  48. a black man might take a dollar or stab a man 4 protection?a brown man might rob a store or shoot a man 2 feed his FAMILY – BUT WHO WANT's & HAS TRYDE 2 BLOW THE WORLD – UP & is always trying to TAKE IT ALL because "their dog told them"

  49. Don't mess with Mexicans πŸ˜… trump is a joke

  50. We Mexicans r unstoppable

  51. What a racist bigot this guy is.. I’m offended by his β€œMexican impression” at the end. Racist!

  52. That is not β€œthe wall” either idiot! I’d like to see them try and take the wall from us! It would never happen!! But it’s a good example of why we need a wall by showing the kinda thieves that are just across that border I’m sure it makes a lot of border town residents feel more safe that the thieves are blocked out!

  53. Amazing I love it.

  54. I love watching Trevor Noah. I watch his show all the time. I watch all the re runs on AMC.

  55. Such sweet karma. Take that, you bitches.

  56. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘that rights Trump pay for it.

  57. Whats more shocking is that anyone believes this nut job trvor whatever.. How can they steal a steel wall anchored deep in the ground.. STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE LIBS!! Trevor whatever sucks…

  58. It’s all fun and games till one of them get shot then everybody says that the US is fascism

  59. Mexican Ingenuity versus a wall this is why they say its not a good idea

  60. LoL ok. Why even ask? Residents arent going to just tell you they took pieces of the wall.

  61. Brown people are trash. It’s funny watching ugly brown people laugh at their stupidity as if they are outsmarting the system. No you’re just trash. None of this is funny it’s just brown people feeling tough.

  62. Funny stuff but Isnt that the old wall? I thought the new one was made of steel ? https://youtu.be/xgP1wPCtwa4

  63. Trump loves Mexico, imagine all those jobs his going to give to Mexico to build a wall. After they steal it brick to brick. That is called misdion accomplished.

  64. at least they’re using them in a right way

  65. Trump I need 10 more yards of wire for my house pronto

  66. Lol i can see Mexican homes with steel slat roofs made of fence slats.Free material .

  67. I just saw this! I laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

    Captain Stupid is building Mexican security!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  68. πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜† Mexicanos! Wake up go steal the wall have a Tequila then have an afternoon siesta wake up go back to the wall steal some more go back home use parts of the wall to build their own have some food then some more Tequila go to sleep and repeat! The best bit Donald Trump has actually created employment for the Mexicans instead of American citizens and getting the American tax payers to pay for for it all – What a dumb-ass! The new Slogan should read "We made Mexico great within a 1000 days"

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  70. β€œI built a wall around my house, and Donald Trump paid for it”

    Best plot twist EVER. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  71. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/us/trump-border-wall-military-families.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR01LppjkPqi_WwUrU8CKmN9HcznrV28D6Mjg3RfTnYJDzrVctV8h6dsz_A

  72. I’ve never been more proud of being Mexican

  73. Hey if u are an atheist this one for u https://youtu.be/zdicw1HKhyk

  74. Biggest fucking power move

  75. America: builds a wall.
    Mexico: it's free real estate!

  76. NOT ONLY mexico didnt pay for the wall…theyre PROFITING off of it!
    good job mushroom dick….

  77. I thought they were dominicans stealing more from USA. They steal more than us mexicans.

  78. This is sad. It's a great example of what a shithole country Mexico is and why we shouldn't be letting the riff raff into our country. Not only is their whole country abandoned to vice, crime and violence, they steal anything that isn't nailed down.

  79. Mexicans doing what Mexicans will always do – steal. #MAGA #TRUMP2020

  80. That’s not even the real wall lol

  81. 0:41
    That one person with a distinct laugh in the background.

  82. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

  83. I built a wall around my house and donald trump paid for it……….C.mamo, pero es muy bueno este chingao gringo.

  84. All this does is show more reason why the wall is necessary. America already has enough criminals.

  85. Trover looks like Mexico is now trying

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1146509445545302&id=562306857298900&sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e

  86. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  87. Traitor Noah is the happiest he as ever been… yea, screw the U.S., we should all move to Mexico. Pesky white people, always inventing stuff and complicating things. Life was so much better before the industrial revolution. Take us back there, Trevor – one laugh at a time.

  88. George Lopez was right πŸ˜‚

  89. mexico feel free to steal all the wall we dont want or need it.

  90. definitely a shithole if you have BARBED WIRE AROUND IT

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