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Gutfeld: The caravan hit a wall that is Donald Trump

Gutfeld: The caravan hit a wall that is Donald Trump


[LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, THE CARAVAN HIT THE FAN, OR RATHER A PARADE OF UNCHECKED IMMIGRANTS HIT A WALL, AN ORANGE WALL. A 71-YEAR-OLD CHEESEBURGER EATING WALL THAT IS DONALD TRUMP. HIS BLOOD RESPONSE TO A PLAN SYMBOLIC WAY OF IMMIGRANTS FROM HONDURAS AND THE CARAVAN BECAME A CARA VAN SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO. THEY CALLED HIS BLUFF AND HE SAID ENOUGH, BUT WERE THEY REALLY COMING ANYWAY? WHO KNOWS. WHAT A SLAMDUNK FOR DT. THE GUY HAS BEEN ALL OVER ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. WELLIES PRESIDENT SEND A THOUSAND PEOPLE TO THE BORDER. NOT HAPPENING. HERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF THE NEW SCHOOL BEING SCHOOLED BY THE OLD SCHOOL. THE OLD WORLD DUDE FACED OFF AT THE MOVEMENT AND THE MOVEMENT LIVED ON. REMINDS ME OF A MOVIE.>>IN A WORLD WHERE THE BORDER IS LAWLESS AND THE BOUNDARY IS LAWLESS, THEY SENT A CARAVAN AND HE SENT AN ARMY. IT’S A SMALL STEP FOR MAN.>>SORRY, IT’S A BIG STEP. WITH FEDERAL LAW, DEMOCRATS KICK THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD OR THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD. EITHER WAY ONE MAN SAID NO BRO, NOT MY COUNTRY. [LAUGHTER] , TRUMP AND RIC FLAIR AS THE NATURE BOY. EXECUTIVE ACTION 11 ORDER AT THE BORDER. [APPLAUSE]>>THERE IS ANOTHER REASON WHY THE CARAVAN FAILED IN SOCIETY BIGGEST BEEF IS ALWAYS LINE CUTTING WHICH IS PREDICATED ON DIRE NEED. THE MANY, MANY PEOPLE IN MY STUDIO AUDIENCE WAITED IN LINE. [LAUGHTER] IT SEEMS WE FORGOT WHY. HERE IS A PRIMER EVEN KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND.>>LINE CUTTING. WHY IS A BAD? YOU SHOULD KNOW THEY ARE AS AMERICAN AS THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR. INFANTRY FOUR NATIONS HAD TO WRITE WITE WAIE WAIT THEIR TURN BEFORE SHOOTING EACH OTHER WITH MUSKETS. FOUR OUT OF FIVE SIGNS AGREE THAT WITHOUT LINES WE WOULD’VE NEVER WON OUR INDEPENDENCE. YOU CAN SEE LINES FOR EVERYWHERE. ON GORDON RAMSAY FOR HEAD. AT IPHONE RELEASES AND FOOTBALL GAMES. YOU WON’T SEE LINES THAT MARIN FIVE CONCERTS. WHEN LINES ARE LONG SOME LIKE TO CUT THE WHOLE THING LEAVING THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE RULES OUT THE COLD. DOESN’T SEEM FAIR UNLESS YEAR IN A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN ASK FOR SANCTUARY BUT THAT’S A CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER PLACE AND TIME. THAT’S WHY LINE CUTTING IS BAD. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] EVERYONE ELSE WHO CAME HERE THE RIGHT WAY WISHES EVERYONE ELSE WOULD DO THE SAME THING FOR THE LEFT MET ANOTHER WALL. CALL IT A COLLUSION COLLISION.>>AFTER A YEAR OF THOROUGH INVESTIGATION AND GOING AFTER ALL THE LOW HANGING FRUIT, IF THEY COULDN’T HAVE SHIFTED HIM FROM A SUBJECT TO A TARGET, THERE’S NOTHING THERE. NOW THE GOING AFTER WEEK ISSUES, COLLUSION. I CHALLENGE MULLER TO TELL ME WHAT STATUTE IS VIOLATED BY COLLUSION.>>WAS THE NEWS THAT TRUMP IS NOT A TARGET A PLUS FOR TRUMP IN A SETBACK FOR HIS FOES AT CNN? WE STOP BY THE OFFICE FOR, CNN? WE STOP BY THE OFFICE FOR. SO, WHERE IS THE IMPEACHMENT CARAVAN NOW? HEADING INTO ANOTHER WALL. NO SURPRISE, HAVE EVEN THOUGHT THIS THING THROUGH? SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENS IF THE IMPEACHMENT ENDS AND THEY GET EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. WHAT DO THEY END UP WITH? [LAUGHTER] THAT IS YOUR PLAN? I LOVE THAT PLAN. REPLACE A REPUBLICAN WITH A GUY WHO SO RIGHT WAITING HE MAKES GENGHIS KHAN LOOK LIKE GRANDPA WALTON. THEY NEVER HAVE A PLAN. ALWAYS SEEKING TO REPLACING THAT WORK, FREE MARKET, A BORDER, PRESIDENT WITH CRAB. COMMUNISM, SOCIALISM, IDENTITY POLITICS. TOFU. NO WONDER EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH AND SUFFERING. IF HISTORY WAS OUR GUIDE WE WOULD BUILD A WALL AROUND THEM. BUT LAST AND NEVER LEAST, THE FORMER FIRST LADY COMPARED DONALD TRUMP TO A BAD PARENT.>>EIGHT YEARS THAT BARACK OBAMA WAS PRESENT WAS SORT OF LIKE HAVING A GOOD PARENT HOME AND NOW PERHAPS WE HAVE THE OTHER PARENT MAYBE IT FEELS FUN FOR NOW BECAUSE WE CAN EAT CANDY ALL DAY AND STAY UP LATE AND NOT FOLLOW THE RULES.>>THAT WASN’T A BAD METAPHOR EXCEPT FOR THE LAST LINE. IT FEELS FUN FOR NOW BECAUSE WE CAN EAT CANDY ALL DAY. WHAT’S THE CANDY? IS IT MORE JOBS? LES ISIS? PROGRESS WITH NORTH KOREA, TAX CUTS BECAUSE OF THAT THE CANDY WHAT DOES THAT MAKE DONALD TRUMP?>>THE CANDY MAN ♪ ♪ HE MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD. ♪ CANDY MAN. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] ‘S LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST HE’S LIKE JAMES BOND BUT WITH BETTER HAIR. FORMER CIA OFFICER BUCK SEXTON. LIKE FALLING THROUGH A PLATE GLASS WINDOW, HE WILL LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES. SHE IS ONLY CHEERFUL WHEN SHE HAS A BEER FOR. [APPLAUSE] AND, HE CAN LITERALLY MOVE MOUNTAINS. [APPLAUSE] SO, BUCK, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO DONALD TRUMP ON THIS. THIS WAS A YEARLY POLITICAL STUNT AND ACTIVIST GROUP TWO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT ASYLUM SEEKERS AND SO FORTH. HE REPURPOSED THE FOR HIS LAW AND ORDER PERSPECTIVE ON IT SEEMS LIKE IT WORKED. I DON’T KNOW.>>WE ALSO HAVE MORE DATA ABOUT WHAT ENDS UP HAPPENING. YOU HAVE A LOT OF 25 -YEAR-OLDS SHOWING UP AT THE BORDER SAYING THEIR 17 AND THAT’S JUST BEEN ESTABLISHED.>>I’VE BEEN TRICKED BY THAT. THEY TELL ME THEY’RE 25. ALSO, WHEN I THINK PEOPLE STARTED TO RECOGNIZE IS THAT THEY ARE NOT ILLEGAL. THIS IS A CARAVAN GOING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINSIDES LOOPHOLE WHERE THEY LITERALLY SHOW UP TO BORDER PATROL AND THEY SAY HERE WE ARE, CAN YOU PUT US ON THE BUS AND SEND US TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU GIVE PEOPLE THE FREE PLACE TO SAY IN THE FOOD AND TELL ME TOO SHOP IN IMMIGRATION COURT AND ABOUT FIVE YEARS AND WILL SEE HOW THAT GOES.>>JOE, I THINK THIS WAS POOR PLANNING. HERE YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SO OLD WORLD AND THEY SAY LET’S JUST SEND A THOUSAND PEOPLE TO THE BORDER. HE WON’T DO ANYTHING.>>A CARAVAN IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SNEAK INTO A COUNTRY UNLESS IT’S A DODGE CARAVAN. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, THEY’RE UPSET ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN HONDURAS. I DON’T THINK THAT THAT ARE GOING TO LIKE THE PRESIDENT HERE BECAUSE TRUMP PROBABLY WOULD’VE DONE WELLIN THAT ELECTION.>>CAT, I KIND OF THINK, WHAT BUMS ME OUT ABOUT THE CARAVAN, IT’S ACTUALLY AN IMPORTANT ISSUE, PEOPLE TRYING TO GET OUT OF BAD COUNTRIES, BUT HOW CAN JUST BEING A CITIZEN OF A COUNTRY MAKE YOU AN ASYLUM SEEKER. THERE HAS TO BE WAR AND HOWL AND PETULANCE.>>I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT.>>THANK YOU GUESS THAT WASN’T MUCH OF A QUESTION.>>I THINK THE ONE ISSUE I HAD IS THAT TRUMP SAID THIS REPRESENTED A MASSIVE INFLUX OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHEN REALLY BORDER PATROL AGENT SAID THIS IS PRETTY TYPICAL OF WHAT THEY SEE EVERYDAY.

Comments (100)

  1. I looked the movie up to see if it was real.

  2. I thought the ex-president is not supposed to criticize the present one, how these Obamas does nothing but that? They have no class. They are so driven they are still so involved. Driven by jealousy, it is, because the present administration are doing everything they couldn't do.

  3. It feels good because we can all afford to buy our own candy

  4. 5:48 It looks like that's exactly what she has bean doing!

  5. DON'T HELP THEM !!! (The left)

  6. Awesome opening!

  7. All you mainly see are men & child bearing women. FYI something like 62% of them get abortions, COMPLETELY funded with TAX DOLLARS. PLUS WELFARE, due to them being displaced & the unlikelihood of them getting. GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT. Due to their lack of skills & the language barrier ( most speak English & they disrespect us, when they CHOOSE to speak Spanish). It's low key cowardice

  8. thank you peaple this is your grand kids lifes ty anyways dont give up your all we got

  9. Brother said that’s Obama and Clinton Crime Family insurance policy if they lost a rigged election to cause President Trump distractions

  10. michelle is such a dumbass,,,

  11. Hey Manchelle EAT YOUR CARROTS LOVE MOM (not ) M

  12. They, take money from rich Hollywood and promise to get Trump. They, have nothing to lose but their integrity.

  13. the candy is, Liberal Tears my friends….

  14. Evidence the left will lose in 2020 ; the reason there are so many democrats declaring for a presidential run, is because they have no leadership. What, 30 candidates ? And more every week. Here's the rub,,, the left allways turns on thier own. Once they winnow it down to 6 or 7 people, the Democratic party will tear itself apart with in fighting. The hole they dug for themselves is only getting deeper, and the more they excuse and deny, the further from truth they get. It's actually embarrassing to watch.

  15. In order to be considered as a candidate for asylum seekers status you have to be in fear of your life from being persecuted from your government for religious or other reasons. The vast majority of people coming to cross the border to America is to get more opportunity and live a better life. It's called economic migrants and that doesn't qualify for asylum.

  16. Disrespectfull black panthers must wear condoms while in u.s

  17. A year later and our Congress is more concerned with words and phrases in a fake frame insurance policy paid for by the DNC, RUSSIA while our president still struggles with getting the funds because conGRESS AND DEMS WANT HIM TO FAIL. SICKENING!!!!

  18. There seems to be a lot of young men. Where is all the women and children their talking about?

  19. OBAMHO THINKS BARAK WAS A GOOD PARENT ?
    L M F A O !!!

  20. That had to wait in line, to shoot each other with their muskets!

  21. Wondering why these men don’t take up arms, overthrow their useless governments and install a democracy? Cowards.✌🏻❤️🐕

  22. I love. The show

  23. God bless our president, his family, and the United states of America! 🇺🇸❤

  24. This was one of his best monologues ever

  25. No invitation, go back !!! Fuk off we’re full !

  26. Yes mr dershowitz good for you show us the statute in law mueller

  27. Did you notice Mrs. bobble-head during the opening monologue with Michelle

  28. 0:25 what's that guy pullin' on?

  29. not one women or child gunem down

  30. monkeyshell is a man put him in a bikini and spread his legs and everyone can see (MAN)……..show me one picture of him in a bikini and ill STFU

  31. Build the wall with mines & armed military

  32. Happy birthday President Trump Friday……I’ll vote for you again next year

  33. That was great. Love it.

  34. You're hilarious, Gutfeld! Lol Thanks I needed all of that!! We all do!

  35. that's good. VERY GOOD!!!!!!!!

  36. I watched this a year later. The Mueller "report was a nothing burger" Dem's did nothing in two years to help their constituents. They have however started a state level campaign to get 20 states to turn the electoral votes over to the majority vote. The house is no longer acting in a legislative role they are now acting as a "court and investigative body". Sad times!!!

  37. Love you Greg Gutfeld & our President Trump! ❤️🇺🇸💙

  38. U ugly! Yo mama say you ugly! For Michelle Obama…

  39. I bet the DNC is funding the caravan.

  40. It means Donald Trump is taking two scoops of ice cream maybe three scoops ice cream and making you earn your ice cream yeah earn it I'm the candy too

  41. I didn't realize that Michelle's face is so uncoordinated. And her posture tells how disappointed she is that her husband may go on hiding to avoid being held responsible for what went so wrong under his watch.

  42. Stormy Putin. 🤣LOL!

  43. Where's all the WOMEN !! and CHILDREN !! This Is FACTS !! AMERICA !!! It will take YEARS !! To CLEAN !! This up

  44. Wow Obama used executive power the whole time to control the country MAGA 2020

  45. Mexican Americans for Donald Trump 2020!

  46. Most of the invaders don't seem to be starving or mistreated, a lot of them are overweight.

  47. Get out ugly people and brainless stop sucking on the system

  48. You're right about voting for a president who is the realest president of the United States of America and Michelle we made the right choice for president Trump to make America great again and he has been successful in all his ventures!!

  49. Excellent. I love all these wall examples. 🙂

  50. Build the wall scoop the crimminals up and OUT YOU'LL GO. BYE BYE.

  51. What are the Demos promising
    Free Tacos? I would think they are tired of bashing their Clown Car.
    Into the wall of God surrounding Trump.

  52. Poor Maroon 5 – they seem to be a joke.

  53. Is it my imagination or does Joe Machi looks like a puppet?

  54. Is Kat working for the left? Surprising how she down played immigration. Why are detention centers over crowded, suddenly under funded? Because there are so many people there maybe? The numbers are definitely down now, "Mexco" is Stopping the flow. FINALLY. There is also a lot of wall, like 400 miles that has been built. What about what just happened in Texas and why are the military being deployed? There are many reports from Border Patrol, that clearly state, in places thousands a day, legal and illegal. The caravans may have recently slowed down, but there was genuinely a crisis on our borders. Just surprised that Kat made it sound like none of that happened.

  55. I love Tyrus. Greg you are good too. I love everyone.

  56. It just shows you the condescending attitude that they have towards the whole country they're the parents and we are the children that's exactly what they think they think that no one is smart enough for industrious enough you know we need their help they have to help especially minorities they think that of minorities big time they need their help because they can't do it without them. They are goddamn delusional

  57. Trump is the Candyman and he makes the whole world taste good. The Candyman CAN the Democrats CAN'T.

  58. GUTFELD YOU SAID EX.FIRST LADY..THATS NOT A LADY THATS A MAN..

  59. Install a camera that'll stop em

  60. About the 1st ad Love love love Food4Patriots!

  61. Our president is the best..!!!

  62. and he says he hept his underwear up

  63. She is such a liar..!!

  64. Gutfeld you should put a american flag on the backdrop

  65. M.O. Wondering if you're talking nose candy ? Go crawl under a rock and take your husband and Clinton's with you and Nancy Pelosi to.

  66. NOONE INVITED ANY OF THESE TRESPASSERS ! ! We will call when we need you !

  67. I try to remember I’m well above politics ! But everywhere I hear lies see leftist violent poor behavior ! Just wants me to be sheriff, and clean up this town with ole time violence !

  68. God bless our 71 year old cheeseburger eating orange wall!!!

  69. Love the Greg, Facts over Bidens truths 😭

  70. Hey Greg, how'd you get a show on Fox.? are you related to the CEO of Fox.? Or what.? Its a good show though, ha,ha, I'm a poet & don't know it.

  71. CREEPY SLEEPY JOE OBIDEN HAS ALZHEIMERS SO SAD! YOU CAN LIKE YOUR OLD ALZHEIMERS GRANDPA BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT HIM FOR YOUR PRESIDENT WITH ACCESS TO THE NUCLEAR CODES! CREEPY JOE OBIDEN'S GRANDDAUGHTER WON'T LET HIM KISS HER BECAUSE HE TRIES TO STICK HIS TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT! GROSS! HA HA,HA,LOL LMAO 😂🤣🤣🤣

  72. WHERE IS FREDO CUOMO? THE DUMB BROTHER! I'M SMAGHT! HA HA HA LOL LMAO 🤣😂 YOUR DEAD TO ME SCARAMUCCI!😂🤣🤣

  73. Thank u Michelle for screwing over our public school system.

  74. Is Joe a guy or chick. I thinks its a girl trying to be a guy…….oh wait is FOX making a statement here??

  75. After I watch one conservative video that is new … I am then fed old videos from many months ago… this has been happening for a few weeks now.

  76. Help a brotha out at $gehubb on cash app. Anyone that can/will I would greatly appreciate

  77. Build the wall protect American lives! Democrats traitors!

  78. Michelle is really stupid.

  79. Kat's giggle (like 11:55) is so friggin' cute…ha, sorry for being weird.

  80. Who's the "good parent" in the Obama family?… Michelle or Barack?!

  81. Today is September 10th, 2019. Are you better now than at this time 8 years ago? I love the candy Trump is handing out!

  82. Glad i found this channel …new subscriber

  83. THE LORD TOLD NEDEMIAH TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE IT TALL AND STRONG…SEEMS TO ME THE ALL MIGHTY EVEN KNEW THAT WALLS WORK

  84. No! There isn't any free candy! President Trump expects people to WORK for their candy!

  85. Oh, and VP Pence gonna be impeached too. That means Pelosi will be president. So…. HA HA HA back atcha!

  86. Ok #1 what's wrong with this picture of Honduras migration. They are all young man well dressed clean shaven look pretty physically fit but they traveled thousands of miles over terrain treacherous dangerous terrainI was displaced for a few months because of domestic violence I went from 150 lb to 70 lbs I was extremely physically ill quite frankly I look like a crackhead but my flight was not due to drugs or alcohol so I'm just saying there's something very wrong about this picture and it's a big lie as far as I'm concerned I cry hogwash
    They're ☠️ to the USA!

  87. Is Michelle Obama's chair hiked up higher or is she just a giant!

  88. I LOVE SAMMY LISTEN TO HIM ALL THE TIME!!!😃 RIP

  89. I want to see Big T just start throwing stuff around.

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