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FOUNDING FATHERS – THE ANIME

FOUNDING FATHERS – THE ANIME


Oi! Where are your taxes, asshole? Pay or die! AHHAHAHAHAH– George! George!! The British, George! The British– They’re beating farmer Lankey to death! You hear that, boys? Looks like it’s time to ride. [Founding Fathers Intro Music] Hey. You gonna stop beating that farmer Or do we wanna see how red that coat can get? Oi! Who are you? I’m Washington. This is Adams, Franklin, and Jefferson. We’re the Founding Fathers …of kickin’ ass. BRING IT! REEEEEEEEEEEFERRRRRRRR SMASH! Electriccccccccccc Destroyer! PRECISION PUNCH!! Oh I got ’em good! Words of power
incantations of archaic dread may the freemasons be my shield,
and the pen be my sword! Thank you, Fathers. Don’t thank us. Thank America. What is that? An idea we have. That’s gonna change the world. A land of infinite opportunity. Where men will be able to pursue their dreams,
in defiance of the former king. A land … of freedom. Wait. Will there still be slaves? Don’t look at me. These guys are the ones who own slaves.

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