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First Round Holiday Parody Video 2016: Just be a Founder

First Round Holiday Parody Video 2016: Just be a Founder


You should really join FRC
Be a part of our community You know that we are stronger together and
you’re not alone. If I were you, I’d want to fund me too
I’d wanna fund me too I’d wanna fund me too
If I were you, I’d want to fund me too I’d wanna fund me too
I’d wanna fund me too Mmm
I just got a good pre Trend lines are going straight up
I’m not going to fall I do believe We are hotter than a Samsung Note
We are better We’re shaking things up from coast to coast
You only get what you ask for Theranos doesn’t represent
We are better We’re shaking things up from coast to coast
You only get what you ask for Come on, come on, get the roadshow on
Got my slides done right and my deck looks strong Cause I know software will eat black swans Got my slides done right and my deck looks
strong Then I drive to Sand Hill
Drive to Sand Hill To go pitch some VCs
I’ll raise some cash I’ll raise some cash
I’ll raise Series B Baby I don’t need party rounds to get funded
right I love clean deals
Baby I don’t need party rounds to get funded right I love clean deals Cause I know that my LTV
Is stronger than my CAC The Series A crunch
Now I know there’s really no free lunch But that’s all it was
So I won’t give up I spend my cash to make it last
Keep churn low, consumer or SaaS Working all night, not a bummer
Doin’ it the way I wanna Yeah I know I might be right or wrong
But I’ll have no regrets when all is done March to the beat of my own drummer
Going to build it like no other Maybe I can be a unicorn
Learning, our NPV improves And monthly revenues recur
And our top line grew and grew ooo Grew, grew ooo
Grew, grew ooo Grew, grew ooo
Grew, grew ooo Grew, grew ooo, ooo We grow fast with the game we play
We know startups are the only way We spend nothing more than we need
Trust me, I’ll make you believe Cause I think my startup is a rocket
And I just raised Series Seed I got a great team alongside me, we won’t
stop oooh Got an awesome go to market, growing so phenomenally We’re on top of all the app stores, we won’t stop Despite sleepless nights and some sharp elbows
Hitting our stride, no one else comes close We will prove it when we IPO
Cause we got traction, we got traction we got traction Thank you FRC for taking a chance, chance,
chance Break-even’s almost within view
Then refinance, nance, nance come on It’s not as easy as it looks
At first glance, glance, glance And ain’t nobody quitting soon, we’re advancing Just be a founder
Take a chance, chance, chance Just be a founder
Take a chance, chance, chance Just be a founder
Take a chance, chance, chance Just be a founder
Take some chances, come on Thank you FRC for taking a chance, chance,
chance Profits almost within view
Take a chance, chance, chance It’s not as easy as it looks
At first glance, glance, glance And ain’t nobody quitting soon, we’re advancing Just be a founder
Change the world for everybody Just be a founder
Change the world for everybody Just be a founder
Change the world for everybody Just be a founder
Change the world for everybody Break it down
Change the world for everybody Just be a founder
Change the world for everybody Come on You say You’re sad that I’m leaving; our videos won’t be the same. Wipe your eye. I might be retiring but this is not goodbye
Why so sad? Remember the look of amazement when you watched
me sway On the wrecking ball, and
Remember, despite my estrangement I HAVE FANS
I’ll be back, soon you’ll see Cause this video’s not the same without me
I’ll be back, it’s not farewell Next December you’ll want more cowbell
Holidays come, holidays go But I think you all ought to know
That I won’t be too far And I’m eagerly awaiting a chance to return
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