“Face the Wall” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

“Face the Wall” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I love my kid, but I understand where my mom’s coming from Cause he’s at that age Right when he turned 12 That’s when he just stopped taking care of himself And that’s when I stopped taking care of him Cause that’s what you’re supposed to do when you’re a parent 12? You should know how to brush your teeth now… You know what do to Jo But now that I ignore the fact that he doesn’t brush his teeth I have to… Fucking… Deal with the… The breath… The breath… It… It comes in hot Hot… And he’s breathy when he talks Dad Dad Dad I’m like Jo, what’d I tell you do when you talk to me? What’d I tell you to do…? Face the wall Face the wall and write it down Let me read what the fuck you’re trying to say to me Armpits… Goddamnit Armpits… Smell like chopped onions And I always get mad I’m like Jo, why do I smell it first?! I’m over here… You’re right… Fucking here I grab the deodorant every time Jo, this is all you got to do You just rub it under this armpit, like that… That’s all you gotta do! And now listen to me, here’s the important part… When you go to the other armpit… I want you to go across your mouth… Just dirty! My son’s dirty! He loves it He thinks it’s the funniest thing Still doesn’t know how to sneeze correctly… Are you kidding me?! My friend had a daughter that… The same time I had my son And she’s been cute her whole life When she would sneeze, she’d announce it I gotta sneeze mommy… I need… I need a napkin Her mom would run over with a napkin… Here ya go baby… Put your nose in the… In the napkin I gotta sneeze mom… I gotta sneeze… Fucking beautiful… Glitter When my son sneezes No announcement His face just explodes… Mid-conversation It always happens at the restaurant… Like dad, did you see how many points… And then I still help him I grab a napkin Here, wipe your face Jo… Cuz I’m a good dad Let me do that with my mom when I was a kid Shit… At the dinner table Mom, can you pass the… Are you fucking kidding me? Are your hands broken when you sneeze? When you sneeze, you can’t use your fucking hands? You could not go like that? Now there’s boogers on the chicken! You’re eating all the booger chicken, Josep All of that is yours… Enjoy! Boogers… And chicken Delicious, huh?

Comments (100)

  1. Your story about filipina moms is 100% true

  2. Boogers and Chicken
    Funny asf mannnnnnn

  3. Come to Malta! Hahaha funny as hell!

  4. Yeah. That's my brother. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. 1:28 had me ded xD

  6. Your mom is so funny she don't hold back lol

  7. Note: Don't drink coffee while watching this

  8. I am deadly laughing πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  9. who knows the song of this 3:37

  10. Boogers on the chicken πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I love this guy

  11. I found Jo's videos on Facebook. I love him. 🀣
    I agree to everything he says.
    I sneeze like that, my mom would probably cut all my hair off. 🀣

  12. Oh this is funny AF! πŸ˜‚

  13. YOU ARE GOOD ! I AM FILIPINO, and very Proud to be one and More POWER to you !

  14. He is one funny mother fucker

  15. When mom scolds you.

  16. Omg… πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŽπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

  17. i died at the ARMPITS GODDAMN IT

  18. That is so funny

  19. I needed this. I was on a verge of an anxiety attack. This really helped. So thanks. 😘

  20. This is literally the only stand-up I’ve actually laughed hard asf to with actual tears in my eyes 🀣🀣🀣

  21. The weirdest laugh pattern I seen so far

  22. Hahahhaa kaloka.

  23. Hilarious! Ahahahahahaha booger chicken is so true

  24. What must his son think

  25. Tears every time I watch this! πŸ˜‚ So true!!!

  26. My face explodes when I sneeze too. Always at work, and it echos. And in the distance, I'll hear a 'Bless you'

  27. Philippino Gabriel iglasies

  28. 2:50 bruh I laughed so hard lmao

  29. This is quiet the generic Filipino household. Shows how we deal with life in a strange "pakeng" way. Filipinos are born

  30. Omg my mouth lol. I CAN'T with his mom

  31. 1:55 to 2:10
    I died πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  32. My gawddddd…. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  33. Jo Koy Your baby is 12 OMGβ€πŸ˜€

  34. My mom is watching this rigth nowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and im watching itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  35. Omg I’m crying!!’ This guy is hysterical and can relate as I have a son too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  36. My son is 12 now and its when he showers more. Uses deodorant, cologne a lot lol and brushes his teeth more. πŸ˜‚ cause girls are starting to notice him lmao πŸ˜‚

  37. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£funniest men on Earth ! πŸ˜‚Holly shit this guy is too funny 🀣

  38. B o O gA r Ch EcKan

  39. Holy shit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ im done

  40. He's sooo funny

  41. Hilaryos ka boy 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  42. His snippets are so addicting !! A master of a comedian!!

  43. This reminds me of my fiancΓ©e little brother.

  44. 1:46 to the end is my favourite part XD

  45. My dad is full German, my mom is Irish/Scottish….. I would have an ear bleeding if I sneezed like that.

  46. His son's impersonation sounds like Keanu Reeves.

  47. Boogers and chicken haha

  48. I use to do that to my sister !!! 🀣🀣

  49. Enjoy the boogers and shicken!!!

  50. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. Damn..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚lmao I've never laughed so hard for a long time….

  52. Oh my lord my grandma is like that

  53. Like i have to baby him he’s 13

  54. Kababayan! You're on fire. Keep it Coming. πŸ’ͺ

  55. Where are the Filipinos?

  56. Across your mouth. Soooo funny.

  57. I am laughting so hard but when it ends the music starts. I stop laughting imediatly, it makes me focus like something going on. My heart can't take these changes! It's like a fucking jumpscare.

  58. I just wanna know what song that is at the end 😫

  59. Omg I came across one of your videos this morning n I'm already in love with u. πŸ˜‚ Been watching your videos allllll day n I just had to subscribe. Keep up the good work πŸ˜‰

  60. He HAS to be talking about my boys πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

  61. Damnit man can't stop laughing

  62. Tawa ako sa episode nto.. hhahahaa

  63. it's not safe to eat food and watch this man at the same time

  64. The accent of a Filipino Mom though.. Miss u Ma

  65. Tastes salty doesn't it Joseph

  66. Hands down best Filipino mom impression! lmao

  67. Listening to this while eating. Not the best idea.

  68. Why am I just finding you. You’re incredibly funny.

  69. Onions… Lmfao are you talking about my 12 yr old.? That's exactly what he smells like.. And his other smell when sweaty is, wet dog.
    My son breathes like Darth Vader with the bad breath.
    This is shower night… Get in the shower, use soap and use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck.
    Out of shower…. Brush your hair and put on deodorant. "ok mom".
    5 minutes later…. Comes to get his tablet.. Hair dripping and not brushed.
    Me.. "did you brush your hair?"
    Yes… "did you put on deodorant?"
    Oh I forgot.,
    Same thing every night.
    I heard Bill Cosby once describe a simalier situation… He called it Brain damage…
    I seriously think puberty's main symptom is just that.

  70. As a parent of a teenage boy everything Jo's saying is 100% on point.

  71. Moms are like that sometimes but im not really sure about it because i lost my mom when I was just 8 years old.

  72. Im laughing cos my rents asleep and yo my abs hurt and Im wheezing fak I cant breathe send help. Im not even finished from the first joke and he rips another one

  73. Why am I watching this while eating man??? Made me spit my rice out at the deodorant part LMAOOo

  74. β€œEnjoy the booger chicken”

  75. Parenting styles sometimes made me laugh HAHAHAHA

  76. Dhhhhaaaaaaahhhdd

  77. You kill me every time.. Hahaha

  78. face the wall. I am literally dying.

  79. " Fucking beautiful… GLITTER " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  80. Doesn't change when they are 15 either!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  81. I think yo Mom is the Commedian!!!πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

  82. What's the song??? Pls help

  83. From beginning to end, I'm crying and trying to keep quiet as I watch this at 2 AM

  84. When i need a Good Laugh..i Watch Jo KoyπŸ‘

  85. just love your show

  86. That WAS reeeeaaallly funny, WOW.

  87. …are your hands broken when you sneeze…(insert matrix move) 🀣🀣🀣

  88. He has Kili-kili powers Josep

  89. Y’all
    I love his mother πŸ˜‚

  90. This is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. I relate. On so many levels.

  91. why is every sentence describing me growing up

  92. What is that outro song

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