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Donald J. Trump and the Big Beautiful Wall

Donald J. Trump and the Big Beautiful Wall


-And now it’s time for
“Donald J. Trump and the Big Beautiful Wall.” There once was a President
named Donald J. Trump. Donald loved to build things,
like skyscrapers and an angry fan base. But the one thing
he never got to build was a big, beautiful wall. The country said it was
a bad idea that wasted money, and that made Donald mad. So that night before bed,
he kneeled and prayed. -Dear Colonel Sanders,
I wish for the biggest, most beautiful wall
for my border. -The next morning, he woke up
and turned on Fox News, and here it was —
a brand-new wall on the border. Donald flew on Air Force One
to meet it, and when he got there,
he couldn’t believe his eyes. The wall was 20 feet high,
hundreds of miles long, steel, but concrete, solid, but slats. Donald hugged the wall
and exclaimed… -Hello, my big, beautiful wall. Will you be my best friend? -Of course! -…said the wall. -We will be best friends
and go on many adventures! Hop on! -So Donald jumped on the wall’s
back and off they flew. -Let’s go fight
the Great Wall of China. -…said Trump. The wall laughed. -[ Laughs ]
I can’t go there. I have to fight crime
here in America. I have a better idea. -…said the wall
as it turned on its side and dipped down into
the Rio Grande River. -I could be the world’s biggest
waterslide! -Wee! -…Donald exclaimed as he
slid down into the water. -Oh, no.
Oh, I forgot I can’t swim. Help me, wall. -…shouted Donald. But the wall couldn’t help him
and flew away. -Sorry, Donald. I’m off to stop refugee children
from crossing the border! -As Donald flailed in the water,
he woke up flailing in bed. Was it all a dream? Donald quickly turned on
Fox News and saw that there was no
big, beautiful wall. Sad! So Donald took
an executive time nap so he could once more
go on adventures with his best friend, the wall,
in his dreams. ♪♪

Comments (97)

  1. What a sad pathetic liar we have as POTUS.

  2. General George Patton said: Fixed Fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man. I guess that's why tRump wants it so much. He's don'e some pretty stupid stuff.

  3. Donโ€™t take drugs kids

  4. ๐Ÿ˜‚ he prayed to colonel sanders!

  5. "The Great Wall of Gina" sounds like something he would actually say and tweet.

  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBjFgptECQ

  7. I think we NEED this to become a full length feature!

  8. This is kind of funny bust mostly stu*id

  9. Thanks again Seth for being the first to urge Donald Trump to run for President!!!!!

    No amount of this mewling , puking satire will atone for your original sin – TDS has stolen you talent

  10. That was about right

  11. Love the tiny hands!!

  12. Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall….

  13. The fingers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. Pope Francis, Who Chided Trumpโ€™s Border Wall, Gives $500,000 To Migrants In Mexico

    โ€œA person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian,โ€ heย said, referring to Trumpโ€™s planned immigration policies.ย 

    https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cc592e3e4b0fd8e35bd74da

  15. A dream for Trump is a nightmare for the rest of us.

  16. DJT wants to know the oranges of this video.๐Ÿ˜–

  17. oh why, why is this so good?!!! those tiny hands tho, i frigin love it

  18. Las manos super pequeรฑas. Jajaja se la comieron

  19. I had a dream someone hijacked that wall and flew it into a skyscraper, then some stuff happened.
    What, why should only right wingers get to say deplorable things?
    Look on the bright, at least I'm not signaling any virtues ๐Ÿ˜€

  20. You screwed up. His hands were unrealistically large. Think toddler… or Deadpool.

  21. was that meant to be funny?

  22. Where can I get a copy? Boy, those tiny little hands๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ™Œ

  23. this is great , make that book like ironside said and give it to charity now. Trump took so much from charity already

  24. I love how his hands look like forks. XD

  25. Those tiny hands had me dying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  26. Then donny delusional found himself BEHIND a wall . . . 4 of them actually and they had bars on the windows.

  27. Rofl @ regressive…
    when are you going to get over your Trump syndome? ๐Ÿ˜€
    You've got a huge problem with your border – the sane thing is to fix the problem!
    …that's unless you wish you weren't a country… You're not having second thoughts about disowning England, do you? Or are you looking to come back to the Queens welcoming embrace once again? …because judging from this little clip – you're acting a bit immature. ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. Sordid ๐Ÿ˜‚

  29. This Is Priceless!!! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  30. that can be a very nice children story book..

  31. 0:27 them hands I'm dead ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  32. hey Seth can I draw the next one ? ?

  33. Whatever stuff the guy who made this is having, gimme that.

  34. Iโ€™ve given the WALL thought.
    Is it actually to KEEP us in, or others OUT?
    Think about it…

  35. Seth Myers has made a disgrace of himself.
    The show has not been at all funny for the last two years as he has put comedy asunder to
    maintain his crying and whining about the democratically elected administration.
    Further, Mr. Meyers, along with Mr. Colbert & Fallon together do not pull the ratings numbers
    of what Jay Leno alone used to achieve.
    ~ Pathetic Mr. Myers; Time to get a job and stop your pathetic, embarrassing, incessant whining Sir.
    .

  36. The wall is in his head. Trump doesn't build only sells his name

  37. This would be the last area DJT could fence off, the freedom of speech.

  38. Wow haha, that was a bit cruel I must say

  39. Bahahaha every single white nationalist republican is a retard and is wasting oxygen every time they breathe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ they voted for this idiot and brag about it!!

  40. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  41. Well, that was conceptually adventurous.

  42. Given Moscow Donald's power of projection, did anyone else notice the acronym he uses for the wall? Given the way he makes fun of overweight women, does he really want a BBW? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  43. Those F!cken accurately depicted tiny life sized hands had me dead during the whole fairy tail ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  44. Would laugh but, I am too busy crying. It's just too close to the truth.

  45. POOR DONALD HE CRIED CAUSE HE LOVED THE FEELING OF THE WALL IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND FOUND OUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  46. Iโ€™d love to watch the idiot-in-chief be forced to watch this!

  47. Liberal propaganda gone crazy….What a bunch of CLOWNS

  48. Iโ€™m surprise you with that is I wasnโ€™t even going to mention it

  49. Old fat guy with tiny dick wants to lay some major pipe. Big surprise.

  50. "RE LEE was a racist , traitor , POW and lost the Civil War , answer me donald lump"

  51. Some of these idiots commenting actually believe they are not building that wall but yet they believe in some fantasy about Russian collusion. What idiots.

  52. Humpty trumpty sat on the southern border wall. Humpty trumpty had a GREAT FALL

  53. Trump at least spends 30 to 40 minutes doing his hair every morning…..wall made of gel would be a great fit.

  54. WALLS DON'T WORK!! We've been building them for centuries . Wonder why? Stupid humans!

  55. His hands! His HAAANDS! Oh my gaaaahd, I can't stop laughing. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hahahahaha

  56. Those hands. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  57. Clara Luciani – On ne meurt pas d'amour (Souvenir du Japon)

  58. Ferro Gaita-Pon Di Fonga

  59. A. VIVALDI: ยซFiliae maestae Jerusalemยป RV 638

  60. Let the psychopathic, narcissistic, pathological lair orange buffoon pay for the wall himself since he's the richest Con man ever!

  61. I wish the wall would confine him within 4 .(jail)

  62. When they finally jail that fucker, then he'll get his wall. It'll be big and beautiful with barbed wire and towers with guards who will shoot on sight anyone trying to climb the wall. He'll love it. I don't think anyone will have the heart to tell him that it's a prison wall and he's in prison. The one negative of all of this is that they'll have to change the color of prison jumpsuits from orange to neon green as Trump would find it way to easy to escape simply by hiding in a prison laundry basket headed for the prison linen truck.

  63. wtf xD brilliant

  64. Conald is a 72 year old dinosaur probably smells like krack corn krack that is hehehehehehehe hehe

  65. Hilarious! This is what future children will remember of americas big mistake…the lost 4 yrs….

  66. Then it can be called the Trumpty Dumpy wall.

  67. The very existence of this video shows that something is really wrong.

  68. This video is more vapid than 'the wall.'

  69. This is low budget through and through.. he's one of the best confidence men in the business.. he's con to the white house should make a must see film.. he'd probably play himself… FTLOG give donnold trump a knight hood..

  70. That was some funny s&*$

  71. Dude just print the book, let me give you money.

  72. Funny, how miles of border wall have actually been built under DONALD TRUMP. He even visited that place and talked with the sheriff county.
    Also, as a person from another country which has border walls, like every other fucking country on the planet, I don't get his a wall can be racist.

  73. I really don't care what he does to America cause I'm not American. But guys, just give him a break

  74. Clearly made by a Democrat with no moral standards and no flooring or foundation on the truth in their heads high up in the air in the clouds with perverse imagination despicable behavior by the makers of the cartoon

  75. I'm being sincere when I ask this, but did anyone ever think that Mexico would actually pay for it? And while I disagree with some of Donald Trump's values, the political satire should chill a little bit.

  76. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘Œ

  77. Woke up and was surrounded by a big beautiful prison wall.

  78. it aint beautiful without flamethrowers, spiked tips, and landmines. maga forever!!

  79. This is the best film ever.
    Hahahaha

  80. LOL THE WALLS ARE NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING THATS JUST WAIST OF MONEY LMAOOO

  81. When you realize that your life has come to watching videos like this. 2:09

  82. You libs can't stand that he keeps on winning! And he is right!

  83. Itโ€™s being built right know

  84. CREATING FAKE NEWS AND THEN MAKING A JOKE OF IT IS EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO!!

  85. i have never seen such suicidal maniacs , you actually want the border open, though it will destroy the USA, just because you are against Trump – so stupid that the devil himself would not even want your soul

  86. This is the most unfunny thing Iโ€™ve ever watched

  87. I swear this is the most wyd fever dream ive ever had

  88. Iโ€™m a Trump supporter and found this pretty funny lol. Trump gonna get his wall forsure heโ€™s building about 4 miles a week as we speak ๐Ÿ™‚

  89. Funny thing, there was a wall there before he got elected.

  90. This is my letter to you Donald J Trump i am not God to judge you i just want to be successful and make a positive impact in this negative world i am tired of worrying and stressing out about money problems and no I'm not gonna kiss your ass i just want to get back what has been stolen from me so i can have a better life and have justice because i am innocent and i have all the right's to remain innocent i was wrongly accused and wrongly imprisoned for things I haven't done i have all the winning numbers for publisher's clearing house and i was suppose to get way more then what i get now i am suppose to work from home and be financially stable and financially free also I've done a lot for Amazon and i haven't received anything and i was wondering if you can help me out so i wont have to worry or stress anymore please and thank you also i wanna say that i am sorry for all the name calling but i just want you to stop being a bully that's all

  91. No wall? Sad! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  92. Those eyes , arrrrrr!!!!

  93. Trumpty dumpty sat on a wall
    Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
    all of trumps horses and all of trumps men
    would not put trumpty together again

    Or, alternately:

    Trumpty dumpty sat on a wall

    Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
    and died
    all of trumps horses and all of trumps men
    WERE VERY HAPPY

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