Greetings! Kilokahn is here. Why have you summoned me? Ahh, if it isn’t my favorite piece of bloatware. How’s life in the digital domain? You are more cheerful than usual. Yes, I’m in a good mood today, because what you are about to do will change the concept of life forever. Which is why I’m recording both screens. You have my attention. You know Megavirus monsters cannot think for themselves. It would be best if it was someone else interacting with the digital domain. Someone creative. Someone brilliant! Someone like me. What do you want? I want you to animate an extraordinary Megavirus monster, for which I wrote a full specifications file. Show me your Megavirus monster. I will judge whether it is extraordinary. Be patient, Duke Nukem Forever wasn’t made in a day. This is different from the others. It looks like a cross between a robot and a samurai. Yes, you may call it a… superhuman samurai. It must make its abode in my cell phone, and give me the power to move between the realm of the flesh and the digital domain, whenever I want. As well as the hundreds of other powers I described in the text file. I’ve read the specifications. They say the transfer is triggered by pronouncing a password, but the password is not mentioned anywhere. Well, an incorruptible digital body is the summation of all my desires. So the password is… …SIGMA. Excellent idea. When the new order is in force, we could use cell phones all over the world to turn all meat-things into higher beings of pure information. Yes, but… let’s test it first. On me. Very well. It shall be done. SIGMA!!! Wow! I did it! I’m in cyberspace! Everything looks so artificial… even my body! I’m supposed to be able to fly… Yes! Kilokahn, I’m calling you! Can you hear me? Loud and clear. I will repeat the subliminal experiment, but not immediately. Right now, I want to explore! Why are you always wasting time? Because I can! As long as I stay here I don’t age. I might even move here and live forever! Where by “forever” you mean “until something bad happens to your computer”. Ugh, shit. Yes, the Talos Principle is a harsh mistress. There’s no time for philosophy. Malcolm out. I know exactly where I want to go: Alaska! This is the system Kilokahn connects to. Hyperspace-Assisted Reality Remodeling Project. The function of Megavirus monsters… is reality remodeling! THREAT DETECTED! THREAT DETECTED! THREAT NEUTRALIZED. All right, motherfucker… let’s play! All the secrets Kilokahn will not discuss with me… What is the goal of this project? What kind of technology makes it possible? I will discover everything. All documents downloaded. Now for the real mission. Kilokahn, I’m in the server of the TV station. Inject the subliminal message into the video stream! I’m done here. This is it, then. Until next time, digital domain. SIGMA!!! I was there! And I have the proof right here! Oh, this is gonna be so much fun! Heh heh heh heh heh… Like and subscribe, meat-things!